Vitae Roast

AI career toolkit, with a punchline

Get roasted. Then get recruiter-ready.

Vitae Roast turns your résumé into a shareable meme-style highlight reel, then builds the ATS-ready version you actually send.

Roast my résuméSee how it works

Start free. Review every line before you share or apply.

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Two outputs

One for the feed. One for the application.

New product. Clear promises.

Your facts stay your facts
A shareable roast and a serious résumé
You approve the final voice

From upload to unforgettable

Personality up front. Substance underneath.

The joke gets attention. The structured résumé helps you pass the software and make your case to a human.

  1. 01

    Drop in your actual résumé

    Start with the experience you already have—internships, projects, shifts, side quests, and measurable wins included.

  2. 02

    Choose how hard we roast

    Keep it recruiter-safe or turn up the personality. The goal is memorable, never misleading.

  3. 03

    Leave with two useful outputs

    Share the meme-style highlight reel, then apply with the polished ATS version built from the same source material.

The double take

Your résumé can have range.

Use the roast to introduce your work with a point of view. Use the ATS version when keywords, hierarchy, and scanability matter most.

Keep the serious version

Get a clean, ATS-focused résumé underneath the jokes, with clearer language and job-relevant structure.

Share your story

Export polished content for LinkedIn, TikTok, portfolio posts, or the group chat that reviews every application.

Pricing without a plot twist

Start with one roast. Upgrade for the search.

No pretend enterprise tier. Pick the amount of résumé help you actually need.

First Roast

Try the format before your next application sprint.

$0one time

  • 1 résumé roast
  • 1 ATS résumé draft
  • Editable generated copy
Roast mine free

Job Hunt

A one-time pack for an active search—no recurring subscription.

Best for active searches

$12one time

  • 5 tailored roast versions
  • 5 role-focused ATS drafts
  • Share-ready exports
  • Tone and intensity controls
Get the job-hunt pack

Questions, answered straight

Before you hand AI your career story

Your experience deserves better copy

Make recruiters pause for the right reasons.

Bring the résumé you have. Leave with a sharper story, a shareable hook, and an application-ready draft.

Roast my résumé free