Serious career tools can have a personality.

Vitae Roast turns a conventional résumé into two useful outputs: a meme-style roast or highlight reel designed for sharing, and a polished ATS-oriented draft designed for applying.

The idea is simple: the internet rewards personality, while hiring systems reward clarity and structure. Job seekers should not have to choose between sounding human and being easy to evaluate.

We build from the experience you provide, keep you in control of the final voice, and encourage you to review every line before it reaches a feed or a recruiter.